i sometimes wonder why such incompetant buffoons roam the lands.. and i remember.. look to the matrix.. now you see, my theory is this (which is complete bullshit but go with me on this one): most people aren't real, they're simulated by a computer system, designed to train us (the few real people in existance) for something, what for..i do not know, perhaps some war in the future, where they need to train people from birth to have a lifetimes knowledge before their life hardly begins.. it would make sense.. beaming all those thoughts into your head, i'm not sure how it would work, all those thoughts going in, no time passing but every moment seeming real, its crazy shit, but still, go with me, in any case, it explains the incompetence of people, i mean, some people i just cant imagine how they can be that stupid.. it cant be real.. can it? simple connections between two things, obvious conclusions some people cant make, these things make one wonder..i cant help but wonder, is any of it real? or does it even matter? real or not, i'm here, and i'm gonna have fun while i am, or at least while i think i am, for the love of god people dont get too serious, with no fun in your life, you're losing track of what i think to be the meaning of life, to enjoy it while its here, you dont live forever mon capitan...notice how this whole thing has drifted from one thing to the next? some people write poetry, i may have found my true calling here people, incoherent babble, and damned if i dont kick ass at it!

TIMMEH! BLABLEBLOOBLABLEMEH TIMMEH! GNAA!

oh and hey, if you want to have some fun like you've seen here, assume something that isnt true, and say anything that comes into your mind..

like the cat-toast theory, if you havent heard it, it goes something like this: cats always land on their feet, toast always lands on the buttered side down, when you strap buttered toast (with the buttered side away from the cat) to the back of the cat and drop them, they will hover inches above the ground and spin.. possibly slow spinning or no spinning, just hovering, or possibly slow spinning gradually increasing faster and faster until its immeasurable how fast it is spinning, it would look like a solid sphere once it went fast enough (think about how if you wave your hand in front of your monitor, it looks like theres a bunch more fingers than you actually have, the cat will spin around (the toast isnt too big, wont see it much) fast enough that you will see a whole bunch of cats, and thus, a sphere, a cat-toast sphere) or perhaps it will just go somewhere between infinity and zero. in any case, if it went really fast, the cat could a. be ripped to shreds by the speed, or b. the toast could come off. to prevent B, we will use the handymans secret weapon, duct tape. to prevent A... wrap the cat in duct tape? hey thats an idea.. ok, so now we've solved most of the problems here, now for practical purposes. well if it has an ever increasing speed, we have an unlimited energy source via generator which leads to vehicles driven by cat-toast spheres (i love that phrase i came up with, remember its because of the really fast speed). not only vehicles, but also, things that go zap across the air creates ozone (O3), and thus we have saved the planet from the ozone thats being depleted, but forget earth, hell we can travel to so many planets that are so very far away with a cat-toast sphere propulsion system. also, going at and faster than the speed of light is possible with an ever increasing propulsion system, and i hear crazy shit happens when you do that, perhaps even time travel... time travel would be hella cool, there are so many things i would change, probably not in history, because that would change things so that certain people didnt do certain things and perhaps some of my friends never being born, and that would bite, so it would just be stuff in my lifetime, think about all the practical uses for a time machine just in your life, well for one you could win the lottery as many times as you want, you could keep stuff that really sucked from ever happening...i'd want to keep the cat-toast sphere thing a secret, because you know there are people out there that would do evil things with it...well that about wraps up my rambling for the night, so for now, i say adieu...