This would be the page of the magical donkey. This was thought up by the crafty duo, Neal and Kendra. The vast majority of people has seen at least one commercial with Juan Valdez for Columbian coffee. If you haven't, then you are a poor, deprived little child, and have probably at least heard of Juan and his donkey. The basic rundown of at least one such commercial is this (according to the all-knowing Kendra): Juan is walking around a store with his donkey, and all of a sudden is transported (with the donkey) to a canyon.

Now, we ran down an explanation or two, and the most believable/accurate is this: the donkey is a magical entity, capable of transportation and who knows what else. Kendra agrees completely, so it MUST be true. Kenny wondered whether it could travel through time. Well, it most likely could, if it can travel through three dimensions, one would think that the fourth dimension wouldn't be horribly difficult. Kenny also wanted to know if Juan could give the donkey to someone. This is horribly wrong on so many levels. First off, the donkey does not belong to Juan. The donkey merely chooses to travel with Juan. The donkey could (in theory) give Juan to someone, but what would be the point in that? The second reason that it was so wrong is this: giving the donkey to someone else could create a paradox. We all know that paradoxes are evil and should be destroyed at all costs. The magical donkey is a holy creature and must be used for good, not evil. Kenny, therefore, gets absolutely no credit for this, and must have rotten tomatoes thrown at him. Go team, WOOO!

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