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A man was driving home late one night and was feeling very horny. As he passed a pumpkin patch, his mind started to wander. He thought to himself, "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles." He pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a nice juicy-looking pumpkin, cut the appropriate size hole in it, and began to do the pumpkin.
After a while, he is really into it, so doesn't notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are having sex with a pumpkin?"
The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"
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