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Yes many magical quotes for you or I or anyone know how oats and beans and barley grow
I don't expect most people to get these unless they were in on them, with a few exceptions that were just thrown in at random.. considering making a section devoted entirely to nonsensical quotes.. i'll get back to you on it.
"A pen, a pencil, a writing utensil" - Katy
"I want to feel like a genuine monkey" - Katy
"I'd just feel like a dumbass with a string up my ass" - Katy
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends
"You're like popeye in a filthy way" -Kevin South (to Tyson)
"His dick was like a train wreck" -Kevin
"I draw the line at predominantely male hermaphrodites" -Kevin
"I just want to bury my face in her mounds and live there in peace and tranquiliity for the rest of my years" -Kevin
"If it starts coming from the other end, I'm going to hurt you" -Carmmal, to Mike
"Ooh, its in my ear" -Carmmal
"I wasn't trying to lick it, I was trying to bite it" -Mike
"Sorry Mom, I don't mean to steal your dates all the time" -Mike
"I'm more manly than Joey's dad" -Carmmal
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die." -Mel Brooks
"There are so many penises and pussies around here it aint even funny.
I've counted 52 dicks in my room." -Kevin
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."- Anon
"People would think you were pretty weird if you had a cactus up your ass and you whipped it out and started playing with it." -Timmy of Timmy's Tacos
"Working at the crab and chowder house is just a cover for my covert blowjobbing operation" -Telmar
*To Ryan:* "I spent all last night jacking off to pictures of you" -Telmar
"Hey, it could have been a lot worse" - Ryan
"Who cares if they're bitches as long as they're hot." -Ryan
"I'm a hopeless romantic." -Ryan
"SHUT UP... no i'm sorry that was kinda mean.... _SHUT UP_ ... it kinda grows on ya" -Ty
"Pity doesn't translate to points, but yes, I pity you" - Serbus to Ryan
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such..." - Homer Simpson
"she f***ed rolland, that's worse than f***ing a mexican" - justin e
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