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Short Jokes, just a few lines long
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
-How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
-What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in
cement? Not enough cement.
-If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could
only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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