So how do you like my little friend? He's a purty little guy isn't he? Granted, he is rather thin, but no more than Mike or Ryan. And at least he doesn't work at Fred Meyers! Yes, our little buddy baby buddy buddy just struts around and smiles at people. Sadly enough, everyone gets the wrong idea when he smiles. They either scream and run, or they proceed to get out their garlic and a stake and chase him around. Poor little guy.
Oddly enough though, he isn't that kind of vampire, he is the happy smiling vampire that just walks around with his umbrella and sniffs flowers and wouldn't hurt a fly. Now you see why he is so thin, for vampires drink blood to stay alive. Being the nice sort, this guy doesn't. You might think he's thin, but he's saving ~your~ ass, so don't mock him, or I'll have to steal your lunch money.
That is all for now, hasta la bye bye, click here for more creatures.
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